It's been pressing on my mind lately: What would I do if I woke up German?
Initially I wouldn't realize anything was wrong, but then when I spoke to my flatmate in the morning, I would wonder why she was talking so funny. I would assume she was just being random, but then the radio and my Bible would also be in a language I could not understand! It would be horrible! I asked my mum what she would do if she woke up German and she gave me a look which said in an instant 'where did this child come from?' I did not give up, and asked her the next day 'Mum, have you thought yet about what might happen if you woke up German?' She had thought about it and said 'Yes! And I thought it would be especially confusing if I was in France at the time!' and gave me a look which said in an instant 'is that a strange enough answer to make you leave me alone for a while?' It was, and I did. I was delighted.