I spent the day with my niece today. We chatted. At first she appears to be saying; "bah! Dabudaba! Ngggg. Nga. Shlu." After a while though, my ear became attuned to what she was actually saying. She was in fact telling me about her day. "There was poo in my nappy! It was all coming out, and in my nappy! So much poo! Yellow poo! And there were sounds, and....the....b...zzzzzzzzzzz..............I had milk! Lots and lots of milk! It was so nice! Then I did a poo! And, and A WHITE THING! There's a white thing over there! It's amazing! I want to d.....do.......p...poo...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"She's so great.