How To Receive a Compliment from a Young Single Man
Actual conversation after a recent gig*
Young man I barely know: That was lovely OddBabble
OddBabble: Thanks
Young man: You sound a bit like Dido actually
OddBabble: WHAT?! I HATE DIDO! TAKE THAT BACK!
Young man: Oh...
OddBabble: TELL ME I SOUND LIKE JONI MITCHELL.
Young man: Um, I don't know who he is
OddBabble says: JUST SAY IT
Young man: Um...ysndlikjjjmmmmll
OddBabble says: THANKYOU!
They part company
*I mean actual. I haven't even added anything for comic effect. I ACTUALLY said all this.
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